Dad Insults Mom's Cooking, Mom Serves Dad Rotten Beans and Divorce Papers: 'Now you know what rotten [food] tastes like'

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    "Why do these beans taste funny?"
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    r/pettyrevenge. u/Tentacle-Bride Posted by 4 hours ago Dad finally tasted rotten beans Mom takes pride in her beans recipes. My mom is from Mexico and can make a lot of beans. You can say. My mom loves beans.
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    My dad used to make fun of my mom's cooking. He would laugh and make fun of my mom's beans. Fried beans, oh they're rotten? Soup-y beans with pork rinds, oh they must be rotten? Beans with salsa, oh they must be rotten? One day. Mom buys us the children, pizza, but still makes beans for my dad. He always bragged how Mexican he was because he would only eat traditional Mexican food if it was available.
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    "Hey. Why do these beans taste funny" my mom waited till he finished eating his beans. "Because those were rotten beans. Now you do know what rotten beans taste like" Dad ran to vomit. All us kids laughed. Dad never said anything my mom cooked was bad or rotten.
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    IMAGINARIAN_photos 4 hr. ago Well played, Petty Crocker, well played! 831 Reply Share
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    CoderJoel 3 hr. ago Cool Beans
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    GrumpyCatStevens. 3 hr. ago This is some of the best petty revenge there's ever bean!
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    Rabid Dingo 3 hr. ago . Rotten bean smell, too. I'm surprised he got any in his mouth..
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    Tentacle-Bride OP. 3 hr. ago Mom strained the beans, fried them with lard. Dad liked using excessive amounts of vinegar hot sauce and margarine to everything he ate. I think he probably added a ton of hot sauce and margarine to mask it. He loved telling us kids we were not Mexican enough because we would eat anything else if there was an option. My mom played him like a maraca by placing the pizza and the beans. Dad willingly chose the fried beans.
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    Now that I have eaten Asian cuisine, I discovered fermented beans. My mom is still alive and is so happy to discover there are other cultures that enjoy beans. Bean bread, bbq pork beans, bean candy, lol. Beans! 191 Reply Share
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    MamfieG 4 hr. ago Serves him right!
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    Ziggyork 2 hr. ago Your father is an ! I'm sorry your mom had to put up with him
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    Tentacle-Bride OP. 2 hr. ago She divorced him. She got her share and left. Mom kept the house that she fed my dad the rotten beans. Mom is happy.
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    Grouchy-Ad4338 · 3 hr. ago That's pure genius - giving him a taste of his own beans Am sure that your mom was a wonderful cook.
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    devnullb4dishoner - 2 hr. ago Never ask the sausage maker how he makes his sausage.
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    Resoto10 34 min. ago This reminded me of mine: I was probably around 11 or 12 when my dad came home from work and was incredibly frustrated about something. We were poor back then and Mom had made some neat chicken and salad (finally something other than beans). For some reason, my dad decided to take out his frustration on my mom and threw the food straight into the trash yelling something about this not being Mexican food.
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    I was scared as heck but my mom kept her composure and said yes, I'll get to it. Dad went to watch TV while my mom opened a can of dog food and dumped it into the pan. I was aghast but she just told me to keep quiet. Dinner's ready! When my dad looked at the plate he thought that was beans with chicken and proudly proclaimed that was real Mexican food.
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    Several years later they got divorced and she finally told him. Ah, the good old days.
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    Tentacle-Bride OP. 11 min. ago. edited 7 min. ago lol. My mom calls Taco Bell dog food on a taco shell. Lol. My mom hates Taco Bell!

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